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Council of Cats

A highly secretive and judgmental assembly of cats, typically observed when multiple felines gather in a circle, triangle, or vaguely cult-like formation. Believed to be convening to make important decisions about the fate of humanity, the distribution of treats, or whether you’re worthy of being kneaded.
• “I walked into the living room and all three of my cats were sitting in a triangle, staring at me like I interrupted something. I think I found the Council of Cats.”
• “Don’t look directly at the Council of Cats unless you’re ready to be judged.”
• “My cat invited the neighbor’s cats over and now they’re all staring at the wall. The Council is in session.”
by TheRoseThorn August 7, 2025
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Literally a Cat

A word used for describing some one or something that is so f*cking dumb that it defies description.
That kid over there, the one eating the rocks, he's like literally a cat.
by Not Ur Average Karen May 23, 2020
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Cat

Zac: I got a cat yesterday.
George: Oh a devils pet?
by Definitely not that guy16 November 21, 2019
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Kevin The Cat Bitch

Aka: Matt. He tends to flirt with little children while off- duty. He’s a bitch. Big bitch. Kevin talks shit and won’t do shit. Because he’s a bitch.
Who’s that weirdo? Oh, just kevin the cat bitch
by meh name Jeff July 13, 2019
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Fat Cat

The best person you could meet a Fat Cat describes a person who is generally a great person to be around
by James hardy672 November 1, 2020
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Nyan Cat

A pixelated, gray cat commonly in a pink pop-tart, that flies around space with a rainbow trail.
Anyone from 2025 remember nyan cat?
by really bored guy June 3, 2025
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Using the cat filter

Using the car filter on snapchat is a secret underground way of saying you want some big booty black men sweating and twerking all over you.
it means that : did you see him using the cat filter? he must want big booty sweaty black men twerking on him .
by MinionLover446 March 17, 2022
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