Touch my penis

Go on, touch it. It won't bite.

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

Big Penis Boy

When someone has a very large penis, you can refer to him as big penis boy.

Damn, you're hung like a horse you big penis boy. That looks like a 30 incher!

I mean that is a big penis boy, he is dibision bun for sure

by Halasheek Muhammammad October 8, 2009

virtual penis size

The size of your e-penis.

Your virtual penis size is this:

NOTE: ACTUAL SIZE

by StigmataFox May 31, 2006

Penis Breath By Association

When a male friend is dating a well known slut. Can Also be referred to as a PBBA

Dude, Scotty's dating Suzy Slutbag? What a PBBA (Penis Breath By Association)!

by captainfunk1 August 15, 2008

suck my penis

When your penis is erect, and you wish for your penis to be sucked. Therefore, you say Suck My Penis!

Can you suck my penis please?

by Minecraft1238 January 22, 2019

Average penis size

4 inches.

4 inches is more than enough.

Person 1: My penis is about 4 inches long.
Person 2: Wow, thats the average penis size!

by suckadickforadollar November 2, 2022

Stupid Penis Syndrome

The tendency of drunken men who eat excessively spicy foods (etc. Suicide Ghost Wings), then proceed to the urinal and touch their penis before washing their hands, thus causing a burning sensation for an extended period of time.

Guy- "Wow my dick burns, screw peeing after habanero wings"

Girl- "You did it again? didn't we warn you? You must have Stupid Penis Syndrome!"

by Farmington January 15, 2011