black mags

when an african american inserts a vibrated into his own anal cavity then walks around the mall and screams "oh yeah!"

Patrick Zacharias always black mags himself even though he is white!

by Nick Zacharais August 15, 2009

Black Thursday

when a group of white girls hook up with a group of black guys

Remember that Black Thursday when all dem cracka bitches brought those black dudes hizome?

by white Z December 20, 2008

black metal whore

A chick who claims to be a fan of black metal as a means of getting attention from men in the black metal scene. The black metal whore is obsessed with her tits, and takes numerous pictures exposing her cleavage and posts them on her facebook/myspace. She is usually fat, ugly, and a poser who is willing to suck a long haired man's dick for the sake of being considered "metal." She doesn't get along with other girls for the most part. This is partly because shes a fat whore, and also because she can't stand feeling as though her attention is at risk. Favorite bands usually consist of Burzum, Darkthrone, and Mayhem. The occasional black metal whore will like Cradle of Filth if she hasn't discovered that they are shit. But of course, how could she know? It's not like she listens to black metal anyway!

Black Metal Whore: OMG Varg Vikernes is so cute! His story converted me to Satanism.
Black Metal Dude: You do realize that Varg wasn't a Satanist, right?

by nisakuv December 11, 2011

Because im black

A sentence used by african americans when they don't get what they want.

Tyrone: Hey Jeff, come meet me up at the ball court, lets shoot some hoops G.

Jeff: Nah dude i can't, sorry man.

Tyrone: Oh, i see how it is. It's because im black, isn't it?

Jeff: Yep.

by Sperm Filled Cock July 19, 2009

Loud black girls

I dont mean to be stereotypical, but a majority of fights at school are cause over, stupid black girls, who are insecure, so they have to constantly feed there ego to make themselves feel better; by causing pointless drama
They are too judgemental, and asume way to many things, and its a waste of life.
They need to get over it.
And its not just black girls.
GET OVER IT, THERE IS GOING TO BE GIRLS PRETTIER THEN YOU, SO FUCK OFF. AND GET A FUCKING LIFE.

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black girl one: DID THA GURL JUSS LOOK AT ME, ONO SHE DIDENT, IMM KICK HER ASS.

black girl two: LETS GO KICK HER ASS, N PUT HER IN HER PLACE FOR STARING

girl who apparently stared: what the fuck, i dont even fucking know these girls, abahah, fucking loud black girls have no fucking life.

by yourfuckingmom September 24, 2009

black stamp of approval

When a black man gives a white man the permission to say "nigga"

DeMarcus gave Larry the Black Stamp of Approval

by War&Turtle February 19, 2018

Internet Black Belt

When someone learns how to fight by watching self defense videos on the Internet.

Person 1: Bitch, give me your lunch money
Person 2 You better watch out! I'm an internet black belt

by PsychoSam1337 October 13, 2012