donut waddle
Referencing the poloce officer going in Walmart. "Looks like he has had too many donuts. Look at his donut waddle."
donut waddle by anonymous March 19, 2025
Get the donut waddle mug.
the dirty waddle
A type of walk after a horrible drunk one night stand. The crazy college parties usually get you a hot, sex filled one night stands, but this one didn't. This guy (or girl) did not know what they were doing, you didn't enjoy it. Now, you just woke up, threw your clothes on, and ran out their dorm. What makes matters worse is that you feel sticky, you reek of sex, and your clothes are drenched (hopefully in only sweat). You walk like you just got out of the gym and you haven't showered. You left the gym 10 hours ago.
Sara: Hey Al, why're you walking like that? You have an "accident"?
Alexis: Don't mock the dirty waddle, I'm not in the mood.
Sara: Haha, so the one night stand was not so great?
Alexis: Not as great as I thought it'd be, he was horrible!
Alexis: Don't mock the dirty waddle, I'm not in the mood.
Sara: Haha, so the one night stand was not so great?
Alexis: Not as great as I thought it'd be, he was horrible!
the dirty waddle by alexvause September 6, 2016
Take the waddle off
that poop you have when you're really desperate to go but only have a few seconds.
me: i really need to poop.
friend: we have to get our train in a minute.
me: i'll just go take the waddle off
me: i really need to poop.
friend: we have to get our train in a minute.
me: i'll just go take the waddle off
Take the waddle off by little man87 July 9, 2016
Anal Twat Waddle
Person 1 - Dam, she is hot! I am going to ask that bitch out!
Person 2 - No, man, don't do it; she gots that Anal Twat Waddle going on.
Person 2 - No, man, don't do it; she gots that Anal Twat Waddle going on.
Anal Twat Waddle by What’s up! November 27, 2024
The old foreign waddle
Shuffling around a bathroom you've never been in before in a squatted position (post defacation) to look for toilet roll.
I stayed at this birds house the other night, curled one out in the morning, then couldn't find any shit tickets. Ended up doing the old foreign waddle round her bathroom, made a right mess of me cheeks.
The old foreign waddle by cooljonesey May 13, 2026
The Dank God (OH SHIIEEETTTT WADDUP)
A myth from the old ages of 9gag and the Dank-iverse, this divine being has enough dankness to turn every living organism into either Pepe, a banana, Doge, Da Boi, Sausage Girl, or my mom.
The Dank God (OH SHIIEEETTTT WADDUP) by Proxy November 15, 2016