Throat Turd

To fabricate, misinform, misrepresent, concoct, con, victimize, string along and exaggerate to the extent that the words coming out of the mouth are not created by the brain but the bowels. Typically people deemed as "full of shit" will frequently release these in hopes of duping you. They do not however smell the stank coming from the hole in their face.

Do you really expect anyone to believe the throat turds your mouth is currently birthing?

by AllieBamaGirl August 11, 2017

Throat Tamer

A liquid used to numb the throat to relax the gag reflex and allow for easier swallowing.

My boyfriend is such an ass. He said that I had to drink Sleepytime Throat Tamer before giving him a blow job so I could swallow without gagging.

by NaptownRose November 1, 2012

vape throat

The state of constantly being on the verge of a coughing fit due to using a vape.

Just got my MMJ card last week and man do I have a case of vape throat!

by hrabnaskuft July 13, 2018

Bird Throat

When she's giving you a blowjob so fast and hard she sounds like a turkey.

Tara was so into the blow job, I grabbed her hair and she went full Bird Throat! *gobble*

by Gr8WyteC0CK May 13, 2019

muffin throat

When you’re eating something that seems moist enough to be easily swallowed, such as a gas station muffin, gets stuck in your throat feeling like a golf ball slowly going down.

Yo man I was driving to the job site this morning after I grabbed my coffee and I almost died from a bad case of muffin throat lol.

by Mysoncoinedthephrase May 30, 2021

Yolk throat

when a female consumes eggs prior to a blow job, gags and regurgitates a portion of the egg yolk.

Ole girl gave me some of that good old yolk throat last night.

by Onifc83 September 9, 2019

Throat Sharts

the opposite of shitting your pants

after eating a double order of chili fries i experienced a bad case of the throat sharts

by shep hound February 12, 2020