A: I just lost a hundred dollar bet with myself!
B: I thought it was a thousand
A: who cares, it’s all funny money anyway
B: I thought it was a thousand
A: who cares, it’s all funny money anyway
by Platypus X May 07, 2021
by citronic April 30, 2021
by Vrn722 July 26, 2021
Old south. A verbal slap. A descriptive joining the sarcastic “right” , as in “you ain’t right” or “There’s a right one here.”, describing a very annoying person, and a sarcastic “funny” as in not being what they seem to be
A stranger shared his opposing political views which brought the old man to shouting and arm waving. Fearing an apoplectic attack, the stranger is told to “fuck off” by another person, he does but on their way out , 30 minutes later, the old southern matron sidewinds by the strangers wife, who was not a party to any of the aforementioned, and deadpans “You two are right funny.”
by AprilinNewYork August 19, 2023
Halfway between a lie and a joke, usually used against a girlfriend to avoid telling a lie, and telling the truth.
Friend: 'What did you tell your girl when she asked where we were yesterday?' Guy: 'I went out with a few mates and killed some flying fishes'
Friend: 'Ohh dude you told her a funny lie aye, sick cunt'
Friend: 'Ohh dude you told her a funny lie aye, sick cunt'
by TeJayyMatee June 01, 2014
ur not actually funny
by hecknaenae May 21, 2017
(adj) A type of joke or personality that relies on being made fun of, rather than actually being funny (via cleverness or irony). A tactic most prominently used by typical females in any 'joke' other than pee pee jokes± or insults.
Becky: I was cleaning my house and I had a bucket filled with water; then I started to mop the floor but the bucket didn't have any detergent in it lol
Jermaine: Wow ok, that joke is very feminine-funny. If I laugh or even snicker at that I'd be enabling you to continue to tell these terrible stories that you consider to be jokes, but I won't.
Jermaine: Wow ok, that joke is very feminine-funny. If I laugh or even snicker at that I'd be enabling you to continue to tell these terrible stories that you consider to be jokes, but I won't.
by thejumbalia May 23, 2012