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Ham Water

Excessive fat in the feces. Causes a very oily turd and often foul smelling (not as if shit smells like a bouquet of roses in the first place). See also Steatorrhea for the clinical.
This ham water is oily and greasy. Not to mention stanks. I’ve got to cut out the fried chicken.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
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Stretched Ham

A gaping anus. Achieved through fisting or sexual penetration with a girthy cock or sex toy. See gaping.
Rachel had some stretched ham when I left last night.

Cathy is really into fisting. She loves the full feeling and a good stretched ham.
by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
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Laser-Ham

Dear god, if you're looking this up it may already be too late for you. They are the dark ones, the decimators, the destroyers of civilization. The only actual sighting of them has reported them to look like abnormally large pieces of ham with glowing red eyes, who can shoot lasers strong enough to cut through anything. It's believed that the Bermuda Triangle is actually a den to these creatures, and the triangle is formed by three stationed hams firing lasers. They are commonly reported at redacted but seem to disappear by the time anybody arrives. One citizen who claims to have seen the Laser-Hams claimed that they were ruled by an "AbraHAM Lincoln", an Abraham Lincoln who much resembles our own, but instead has a piece of ham around his right eye, which is replaced with a glowing crimson one. It is not proven true or false if this entity exists yet.
Doomed person 1: "Dear god, the Laser-Ham, they're coming!"
Doomed person 2: "What's that? Are you insane?"
*Laser sounds and screaming of doom*
by The Drawer Goblin February 28, 2021
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Jam the ham

"Think Sarah's jamming the ham in there" "Gonna jam the ham tonight with Sarah"
by DaddyChungus October 27, 2019
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Hawking ham

A baby hawk stuck in a tree for 3 days. Has to be brought down by a southern lumber jack man and is now debated as baby Stephen hawking or hawking ham
Hawking ham come down from there
by Lil bitch 123 May 21, 2020
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Moist Ham

Man I got a moist ham. It’s hot as hell out.

That workout left me with a great pump and a moist ham.

She wanted me to eat her ass but it was a moist ham so I made her shower. It’s too tangy like that.
by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020
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ham whack

"I just watched Schindler's List. I don't think I can ever ham whack again."
by P. Dub September 8, 2007
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