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speed sandwich

When you're in between two cars, one in front and one in back, and you are all speeding. This allows you to dodge the ticket because one of the pieces of "bread" is more likely to get the speeding ticket.
Whew! I made it to work on time today because I coasted in on a speed sandwich.
by KelEDee March 31, 2009
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The Sandwich Club

The modern nickname for the ledgendary 11th Century Clan founded by three English rebels, known only as 'Money Man', 'Queen' and 'Joker'. The clan was initially founded as a secret gambling soceity which rebeled agaist the strict laws governing England at that time. The Clan slowly grew and gained new members as the groups activities expaned beyond minor law breaking and low level rebellion. The full extent of the groups actions are, and always will be, unknown due to the strict secrecy of the group but the group and its leaders have been linked to numerous crimes and serious acts of rebellion against Englands rulers throughout the 11th Century. This ledgendary clan has been seen as an inspiration to numerous anti-authority groups since its dispersal at the end of the 11th Century, and factions who follow their example are believed to exist to this day. There are rumours that a reformation was planned for the begining of the 12th century but these theories are yet to be verified.
The Sandwich Club are an inspiration to all rebels
by SandwichClubber June 10, 2008
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Norwegian sandwich

When you stick a food in a girls vagina, then you penetrate her until the food is gone then with the residue on the penis you make the girl lick the food off of the penis. Then you ejaculate until seme comes out and let her swallow the semen.
Guy #1: Bruh me and my girl was getting freaky last night, we did a Norwegian Sandwich.
Guy #2: Aye, did y'all really do a Norwegian sandwich?
by El Hacedor De Lluvia April 1, 2016
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Sandwich Shit

When you take a bite out of a sandwich and everything inside moves to the back, eventually falling out.
Girl (upon seeing meat laying on a plate not in between the bread): Babe what happened to the sandwich I made you?

Guy: Sandwich shit!
by mrincredible September 10, 2012
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assfart sandwich

When flatulence is (violently and forcefully) expulsed from the rectum upon 2 slices of (white) bread.
I had an assfart sandwich for lunch. Canned tuna is getting expensive.
by therealOG2018 April 13, 2018
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Mallow Sandwich

When you ejaculate between someone’s pillow and the pillow case.
I did a mallow sandwich in Eric’s pillow at the party last night.
by Nursejake January 3, 2021
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The sandwich press

During sex, you lay a girl on her back and push her legs back behind her head and endlessly destroy her.
Yo shaqwela, come over and lemme put you in the sandwich press
by Baking with bitches April 14, 2022
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