sam

usually a stupid fuck who tells people he loves them then leaves them with in a few weeks. normally isnt very intelligent, and is very unattractive. NOBODY! likes him because hes a gay douche.

girl 1- ew look at him!
girl 2- he looks just like a sam!

by samual hater January 1, 2012

Sam

1. Horny tool who derserves nothing better than a slut.
2. Fucking bitch who likes a girl and then leaves her hanging for someone else.
3. Nothing better than a piece of shit even if he is good looking.

Omg, he like totally pulled a Sam on you.

by JoyRide January 25, 2009

Sam

A gay boy who cries when he gets beat up.

Bro you got beat up during that friendly boxing match and started crying, what a Sam.

by superb at masturbation February 8, 2010

Sam

A completly creepy guy, who never takes no as answer... fancys himself to be in love with you and wont fuck off. Put simply is a STALKER

*hot girl* See that guy over there
*other hot girl* Yeah
*hot girl*while he's a complete Sam
*other hot girl*does he like stalk you?
*hot girl* Yeah and he wont leave me and my boyfriend alone!

by Lill Miss Sunshine May 29, 2009

Sam

A very caring boy very smart and he will always be by your side. He is known to have a small penis but that doesn’t matter due to the kindness in his heart

Thanks for the pen! You should be a Sam

by Dave The Man With A Tan October 22, 2019

Sam

A male from native american decendence that acts gay and looks like a lesbian.

I talked to Sam today and he tried to grab my nips

by LONGDIKSTYLE September 21, 2016

Sam

a piece of annoying shit

I hate Sam.

by fdasfwaefaw December 29, 2017