My dick

My dick is a huuuge dick

My dick. A great story

Person1: Hello how are you?
Person 2: I got a big dick...
Person 1: Can you marry me?

by Bøøna October 29, 2019

My Dick

My Dick is very small and fat.

My Dick is small

by Cupkacke December 21, 2018

Suck My Dick Like It It Was Confidence

Suck My Dick Like It It Was Confidence

Suck My Dick Like It It Was Confidence

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 25, 2025

suck my dick rock

Just making a rock sucking his dick, apparently very gay. It all started with a trumpet player that like his dick to be duck by a saxophone player that rejected him

Suck my dick rock, it’s humungous(humongusus)

by Bakasama February 22, 2022

Fucked my dick off

After sexual intercourse, you realize it was so good that you can no longer feel your penis

"Bro, we smashed so hard last night she basically fucked my dick off"

by Rogaaas September 18, 2015

Suck my dick

When you don't gaf about something

"you can't do that! It's (blah blah blah)"
"suck my dick"

by 2prkl37 May 24, 2025

choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009