Shirt Pull

When some one does or says something stupid or dumb and makes no sense...

“Hey bro I feel like Jamies Winston is a better QB than Tom Brady”....give me yo shirt for saying that 👕🤏🏽 shirt pull there shirt

by 414 Miltown May 8, 2020

Shirt Taters

A slang term for breasts. Originating from the idea of two potatoes being smuggled under one's shirt.

"I went jogging without a sports bra and now my shirt taters are so sore."

"When shots get poured at our parties, you're bound to see some shirt taters come out."

"Damn! Look at the shirt taters on her!"

by BoatCrew September 24, 2011

Egg Shirt

An extremely ugly but supportive bra with firmly-shaped round cups, most often worn by women after weaning to restore firmness to her now cracked and squishy "eggs."

Lady: (Pointing to two deflated, sagging excuses that USED to be boobs)” I am looking for a push up bra to prop these saggies up."

Bra Store Clerk: Push up bras can’t even touch that. You need an Egg Shirt for those things Ma’am.

by MommyZ January 19, 2010

Tit Shirt

Tight shirts worn by women which causes people to stare at their boobs.

I'm failing class because I'm too distracted by the teacher's tit shirts.

by rock112 January 13, 2009

shirt man

you should take his hand or he will kill you

?????: i'm the shirt man, take my hand
Kelly: no
?????: then u must DIE

by boi76 November 29, 2018

Monkey shirt

A dark shirt which has a complex checked pattern, involving stripes in different colours. It may have pockets.

A monkey shirt often helps one to "get down to business" (sexual relations.) Statistics shows that most women are attracted to men wearing monkey shirts.

Dude, I promise you, the monkey shirt will definitely help you to get down to monkey business.

Nice shirt, that's a really classy monkey shirt!

by HugaN February 14, 2012

Work shirt

Any clothing that is dirty and you wear when working with anything that has grease. It is also any shirt that you have to wash many times to get it wearable.

Parent: "Are you washing your work shirt again?"

Kid: "Yes why?"
Parent: "Because the water and electricity bill shot up $500!"
Kid starts running.

by Shockey August 28, 2015