Ur mum

A nice woman that will make you cookies if your nice.

Person1:who makes good cookies

Person2:ur mum

by Cookies12321 June 7, 2020

Wombas Mum

When your partners Dick pushes against your womb, that you scream, "MUM!"

"That gelt so good I even pulled off a Wombas Mum"

by Pickle and Unicorn June 4, 2016

Your Mum

The person I hit last night

Boi - Your Mum gei

by YourMumGei August 5, 2019

Your mum

A comeback when you can't think of anything to say. A funny term in general.

1: Shut yo melted cadbury's cream egg looking ass the fuck up
2: Your mum sucks willy

by Kazotsky Kick December 7, 2018

ur mum

Someone British trying to roast you, but it doesn't sound good because they can't say ur mom.

British person: Ur mum is weird.
Me: Stop trying to roast my "mum".

by oh um okkk April 9, 2021

ur mum

fat

ur mum uglie

by big lando November 12, 2019

ya mum

an insult or a phrase peoples use, its so funny!

ya mum is!
ya mum did it! ya mum wants ya! i srewed ya mum last nite!

by ya mum rules! November 6, 2003