FB Jockey

A person who is on Facebook (and other social networks) frequently.

That dude is an FB Jockey.

by ryko716 March 11, 2010

Camel jockeying

Camel Jockeying - to ride that bitch like your in the desert that shit is dry as fuck and your trying to get to water

"Man did you see how hard he was Camel Jockeying her last night? He was ridin that like he thirsty as hell

by Jaydude84 December 11, 2016

Paper Jockey

Someone who is gainfully employed to push paperwork.

Usually administrative assistants and office underlings. Likely to dwindle in numbers and necessity as computers, automation, and electronic signature pads are reducing paperwork.

That Paper Jockey in the Emergency Room really got me through the admissions process quick!

by Big Red Yeti December 30, 2018

remote jockey

Person with the remote when a group of friends and/or family is watching tv.
Has power over volume, muting, pausing, thing being watched, etc

Hey, remote jockey, put the volume up.

by kingofgeats July 20, 2010

Kankle Jockey

A man or woman who prefers to have intercourse with overweight partners.

Jack/Jane was labeled a Kankle Jockey for having had repeated intercourse with overweight men/women.

by ANA333 July 21, 2014

sausage jockey

Being an absolute dick riding bender who loves to be surrounded by men

Oi mate stop being a sausage jockey and get a life

by Tom Sharp90973 December 8, 2020

Expiration Jockey

When you or a friend eat or drink something on it's expiration date.

Person1: Hey man you look sick as hell.

Dumbass: Yeah I just ate everything on it expiration date.

Person2: wow such an expiration jockey.

by SilverWolf1009 January 6, 2017