When in a pinch after last call your main choice or second option has disappeared from the bar with her ex that gave her warts or simply chose the better man, you look around and begin slop shopping.
by Redalert423 July 14, 2017
Get the slop shoppingmug. A barber shop/salon that specializes in men's haircuts by exceptionally attractive stylists; usually required to wear uniforms that just happen to be on the skimpy side. Not necessarily a bad thing.
"Dude, that's a tight fade, where'd you get it?" "Oh, up at the Breastarber Shop 'round the corner." "I bet she has more schooling than Officer Smith over there." "Haha, true that."
by Darth Axxumus November 10, 2016
Get the Breastarber shopmug. A tendency to use a vulgar vocabulary due to working in a factory. A common uccurance in Factory Rats.
by Odd Todd June 28, 2019
Get the Shop Mouthmug. The art of sifting through ashtrays to find partially smoked cigarettes. (Usually done when one has no cigarettes of their own to smoke)
by Mr. Arkade March 12, 2014
Get the short shoppingmug. The right of passage all Virginia Tech students undertake to Slusher Tower. The quest to find a desperate women and smash, there are 13 floors of misery to choose from, if you dont succeed you backflip off the top.
by sad_boi_hours October 20, 2019
Get the Slusher Shoppingmug. buying irrelevant, unnecessary and unwanted things, buying out of the mainstream, deliberately buying non-advertised goods, buying between advertisements, superficial shopping, collateral shopping, a selection of less desirable and less important items as an act.
She went para-shopping.
by word act January 19, 2018
Get the para-shoppingmug. Tom Cruise: I cannot believe how drunk I was last night, I think was painting the shop with someone!
Katy Perry: My favourite things in life are sex and getting my shop painted.
Katy Perry: My favourite things in life are sex and getting my shop painted.
by Fistinator October 14, 2010
Get the Painting the shopmug.