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pant ripper

Creating a powerful cheek explosion that is so long and loud, it sounds like it could rip your pants wide open. An expert farter would be very proud of this kind of fart, especially when done in front of others who find farts funny.
As my friend exited the bathroom, she blew a big, fat pant ripper and laughed as she said, "I suppose I should have done that before I came out of the bathroom!"

I blew such a pant ripper, I had to check to make sure I didn't crap my pants!

She blows the best pant rippers, especially during the quiet part of a movie!
by Methane Queen November 22, 2011
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Pant Check

verb

An action performed by pulling down a person's pants to check if the person is either a male or a female.
What is your gender? Do you mind if I give a Pant Check?
by That One Plant Guy May 18, 2020
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Dry Pants

A person who has never urinated in the sea.
John is such a Dry Pants. How can someone never have taken a slash in the sea?
by Gabba Gabba Goo April 6, 2010
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Schrödinger Pants

Pants which are shorter than the wearer’s shirt and it appears the wearer has on no pants. The wearer is simultaneously both wearing and not wearing pants. Much like Schrödinger’s cat; which is simultaneously dead and alive in an unopened box.
The college students have moved back to campus; I saw a whole flock of college girls in Schrödinger pants at Walmart today.
by KuteKhemist August 21, 2018
mugGet the Schrödinger Pantsmug.

pumpkin pants

Also known as Spanish breeches, these types of hose or pantaloons with pleats and open slits were worn chiefly by men during the seventeenth century, but are now only worn by cosplayers or employees at Renaissance fairs today.
Girl 1 at Renaissance fair: "Hey, do you see that guy over there wearing the pantaloons?"
Girl 2 at Renaissance fair: "You mean the one with the pumpkin pants?"
Girl 1 at Renaissance fair: "Uh huh. He's got sexy legs."
Girl 2 at Renaissance fair: "Gross!"
by Bbasdfblooger Borf May 13, 2016
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lethal pants

lethal pants is when a man gets a boner that could possibly kill someone or that he may rape a man or woman.
"Yo Simon, tell yo girl to keep away from jack, he's got some lethal pants"

"Hey Carly, watch out for jack he has lethal pants!"
by ExpertOnEvrything69 May 29, 2017
mugGet the lethal pantsmug.

birthday pants

an expression used to describe outrageous colored or styled pants; often in bad taste
"wow dude, look at those pants. it must be her birthday" or "if she had friends they'd tell her not to wear birthday pants"
by j-liddicoat January 19, 2009
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