by dara_leggett November 25, 2016

when someone is cringey, but 10 times worse.
in other words, when someone is being so cringey that you can’t even look at them and you feel embarrassed at yourself for looking at them in the first place.
in other words, when someone is being so cringey that you can’t even look at them and you feel embarrassed at yourself for looking at them in the first place.
“what is she doing? that’s so crunchy”
by gracenicole August 13, 2018

by Jess Avabeth January 22, 2022

1. When something has an unintended behavior (laggy, not working, etc)
2. Someone who is acting mean in nature.
2. Someone who is acting mean in nature.
by brapstu March 15, 2022

The aftermath of dried ejaculate on ones chest. Usually caused by ejaculating on your own chest followed by a nap.
The term comes from the sound when removing the dried semen off ones chest. The sound is that of a Crunchy Hinge.
The term comes from the sound when removing the dried semen off ones chest. The sound is that of a Crunchy Hinge.
Jordan had just woken up from his three hour nap. The semen from his chest had now solidified and adhered to Jordan's body. He then began to peel his Crunchy Hinge.
by McDude Burger August 9, 2019

by Xedi(me) April 10, 2020

by The big man down the lane December 4, 2019
