spiky club

The process in which a man shaves his ball sack several days before sexual intercourse in order to repeatedly slap a woman's genital area with short, spiky hairs during rapid vaginal penetration. This is generally done to get back at a woman for some undesirable act she has committed herself, as the short, bristly ball sack hairs resulting from just a short time of growth cause a considerable amount of pain, similarly to a cactus or spiky club hitting the woman's asshole.

I caught my girl cheating on me the other day, so I decided to give her the spiky club treatment. Several days later, I was cumming while she was crying!

by lakersrule89 April 5, 2010

love in this club

A kick ass song, and it's not about sex and fudging...

The lyrics are about "Lust at First Sight".

Thanks wikipedia!

Be on the look out for LiL Wayne to remix this song!

Love in This Club is a great song, and maybe a comeback song for Usher!

by metallkidd93 March 11, 2008

The Sandwich Club

The modern nickname for the ledgendary 11th Century Clan founded by three English rebels, known only as 'Money Man', 'Queen' and 'Joker'. The clan was initially founded as a secret gambling soceity which rebeled agaist the strict laws governing England at that time. The Clan slowly grew and gained new members as the groups activities expaned beyond minor law breaking and low level rebellion. The full extent of the groups actions are, and always will be, unknown due to the strict secrecy of the group but the group and its leaders have been linked to numerous crimes and serious acts of rebellion against Englands rulers throughout the 11th Century. This ledgendary clan has been seen as an inspiration to numerous anti-authority groups since its dispersal at the end of the 11th Century, and factions who follow their example are believed to exist to this day. There are rumours that a reformation was planned for the begining of the 12th century but these theories are yet to be verified.

The Sandwich Club are an inspiration to all rebels

by SandwichClubber June 10, 2008

Club Nipples

When a girl is horny in the club and her nips become erect.

Sophia: "Ooo damn Ryan is lookin' nice tonight."

Anne: "Girl yo nips is huge!"

Anne & Sophia: "CLUB NIPPLES!!"

by SPACENIPPLES December 16, 2011

club scum

shallow, self absorbed, lowlifes who hang out in nightclubs or bars, seeking sex or social status with the other shallow, self absorbed lowlifes

“that guy stinks like KY jelly, he’s nothing but club scum”

“look at that club scum bitch wearin’ that low cut top to show off her boob job ”

by tl77 November 26, 2010

Club-Rézo

A club whose brainstorming sessions are nasty, awful, depressing, funny, but extremely effective.

- Damn, we talked about OnlyFans and murder in our meeting. But at least we got new ideas.
- That's so Club-Rézo.

by Equilasticot March 9, 2022

club test

A test that determines if one's future significant other (e.g., future boyfriend/girlfriend) is a keeper. This is usually done on a date by bringing the subject (e.g., future significant other) to a club where he/she is supposedly to get hit on by other suitors.

If the subject welcomes & accepts advances by other suitors and completely ignores his/her date, the subject is said to have failed the test. This test happens in both straight and gay communities; though, it's more prevalent in the latter.

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Friend: So how did the club test go for your future boyfriend, Trevor?

You: He failed badly. We went to this club last Friday night, and a hot blonde started talking to us. Trevor very much welcomed the newcomer's presence to the point that he asked me to watch their drinks for a minute.

Friend: Damn, what a douche.

You: Yep. The club test surely revealed that he's a very low-quality BF material. Ain't nobody got time for that.

by amazingjay April 23, 2013