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Apache blonde

A person who has equal parts blonde and another colored hair. Usually black underneath and blond on top. (A patchy blond).
"With all the blonde on top, but black underneath, what color do you call your hair?"

"Apache blonde."
by scorpiogirl August 9, 2012
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Blonde Beer

When you piss in Ginger Beer and plan on drinking the beverage, it is known as Blonde Beer.
"This tastes weird, Mark. What is it?"
"Blonde Beer, Stan. It's a classic."
by C L G May 7, 2018
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Blonde Envy

A Woman who wishes she was blonde.
She looked at her long silky hair naturally blonde hair and wished she were herself were blonde. she had Blonde Envy
by anonymous February 17, 2021
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Republican blonde

This phrase refers to the hair color commonly found amongst women who badly bleach their hair to look more like their right-wing idols, Ivanka Trump, Tomi Lahren, etc. They can be any age, but always have conservative beliefs and are often the ones to call in reports of POC doing non-criminal things, like walking in their own neighborhood, etc.
Well, I wanted to try a new look for my hair but I didn’t want to end up republican blonde, ya know?
by Strawberrybetty January 14, 2021
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Blonde teeth

when a male or female who have a pee fetish get their teeth a very very dark shade of yellow from people pissing on and in them
Wow yesterday was a crazy night I think I have blonde teeth
by Fgyhujkiop March 30, 2017
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blonde superman

Jason Grace aka brick/stapler
lover. Get over it, fandoms are
strange. If you don't know Jason
Grace, please sit down and read Heroes of Olympus. You’ll thank me afterwards.
by Rana Kamistar November 25, 2021
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pumpkin blonde

A color of blonde that is specifically for blondes that want to continue to be blonde throughout the fall.
"Hey Allison what color are you dying your hair this fall?"
"Pumpkin blonde"
by LegallyBlond November 17, 2015
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