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slutty wife

A way of a married woman to dress/behave like a slut, making horny all the (straight) males around her.
This issue might be caused by a sense of dissatisfaction from the woman to her husband (or maybe she's just a slut).
The way she dressed makes her seem like a slutty wife. I would bang her if her husband wasn't that big.
by C.Rai August 6, 2019
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Charm Wife

This is who you marry after two divorces, so make it good. The third time's the charm after all.
Me: "I'm glad I divorced crazy bitch number two. It's time for the Charm Wife."

Dude X: "It's meant to be."
by mfcohiba June 5, 2013
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Lot’s wife

She was, quite literally, a little salty.
What can you say about Lot’s wife? She was from Sodom. A real pillar of her community. She had a good life, though she made some mistakes when she looked back on it. DISCLAIMER: I am not in any way affiliated with the Big G. I don’t know what’s really goin’ on. This is a little shoutout to the Bible literate among you, believers or otherwise. You might even get a little chuckle out of it. Or not, I guess...
by vfuzz March 6, 2019
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wife proof

When your wife won't be able to use something you own
Yo man, these slippers are size 12! They're wife proof!
by Thawab November 5, 2022
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volunteer wife

Volunteer wife

A wife that marries a person for a desired marriage that allows her to volunteer her time whenever she feels like it because she does not have any other financial or domestic responsibilities to provide for the marriage relationship or raise young children. If young children are in this relationship it would be expected that there would be paid caregivers to raise the children so that volunteer wife would have free time to volunteer for any services, functions, or charities she chooses. Volunteer wives seek admiration, status, and power among those organizations they volunteer.
“How does she find the time to help… Oh honey, she married well. She’s a volunteer wife .”
by Cosmic Coordinator May 21, 2018
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Step wife

Step wife: the second wife of my ex-husband. The step-mom to my kids.
I love my step wife. She is better than the ex-husband!
by HD HO June 26, 2019
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Crew Wife

A girl who marries a member of your crew. Her loyalty resides with the members of the crew, above all other female affiliations.
Moostie and Greasy are a crew. Moostie marry's Blondie; Greasy dates Roxy. Blondie becomes friends with Roxy. Greasy and Roxy break up - Blondie is no longer friends with Roxy, because she is a Crew Wife.
by Bill Shatenkirk June 20, 2011
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