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Emil's big tornado

A sentance used to describe a big, juicy, wet, long-lasting, blowing fart.
S:Yooo, I heard someone pull an Emil's big tornado!
A:Cool! I haven't heard it yet.
by Baddie33344 June 26, 2021
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Texas tornado

When you shit and piss into a blender.
Richard was fed up with his bosses colorful comments so he made a Texas tornado atop his desk before walking out for good this time.
by Dill DOUGH July 7, 2019
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Tornado

A Fungus you gain from Being a Reddit kit furry
Oh No! I got a Tornado
by DitchedLemon May 26, 2021
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Blazing Tornado Marksman

When you use a leaf blower to shoot a shit at someone and they try to hit it with their nut
Dude this girl last night came up to me and wanted to do a Blazing Tornado Marksman and i said ok whatever
by GumptionateShaboingboing February 21, 2023
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Tornado

An insanely intense move only to be found in fuffy beds. The Tornado is performed by twisting the Penis as tight as possible while it is still soft, then you sinply have to enter the woman(Anus works best to maximize the torque) when she is filled with your love the male must to get hard super fast. This causes the penis to unwind at very high speeds causing the Woman to get a very gnarly Friction burn in the arse hole, or if she has a tight enough anus it will lift her off her feet, spinning her around & around giving her the time of her life.

If done correctly, your room will be damaged and feathers will be scattered across the room due to the high speeds.
Jason perfored the tornado last night! & it was splendid!!
by Jjjoy123 May 20, 2016
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Tornado

goofy lookin ass who can't get a kill in games
This guy tornado sucks at FA
by RaizeI October 1, 2022
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tornado jockey

A political struggle between multiple individuals in a family or organization, especially a struggle for the position of boss or underboss in a mafia family.
If you're somewhat of an outsider, and your family is in the middle of a tornado jockey, please stay out of it if you don't want a bigger scandal
by Sexydimma April 1, 2017
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