floppy stroke

put hand on someone's head and let it drop down to person's shoulders, repeat

*Jack looks at me, puts his hand on my head and lets it drop down to my shoulders. He repeats*.. "Is this how affection works?!"
Only way I could describe that action of apparent affection is a "floppy stroke".

by Nikmurder March 25, 2016

Wanker Stroke

As someone finishes masturbating and ejaculates into their hands, they clap to make both hands sticky with Semen. Then they continue to stroke their penis with there sticky semen hands.

Dale Melville ya Wanker Stroke

by Wanker Stroke February 26, 2017

grave stroking

When a company thinks that giving a shitty reboot with better graphics of a dieing or dead franchise is acceptable

guy 1: Club penguin was rebooted into club penguin island, IT KEEPS CRASHING!
guy 2: Power puff girls was rebooted im still holding the pistol to my head, those damn turds are grave stroking again!
guy 3: If I see another season of teen titans go, im jumping off a building!

by bambo15 April 21, 2017

stroke the lobster

"Stroking the lobster" is defined as the act of masturbating to finish after sex without allowing ones partner to climax. The act earned this name because it is really, really shellfish.

"Why is Laura so upset?"
"I hear dom said he'd rather stroke the lobster"

by Hunterabs June 7, 2014

stroking the tribble

The act of masturbation by a female with a large amount of pubic hair.

I was watching porn the other day and found this video of a woman stroking the tribble.

by moreanonymousthanpublius March 16, 2015

Stroke and Hope

The act of stroking one's penis while watching a couple have sex in hopes of her inviting you to join in a threesome

My roommate was having sex with a girl downstairs. I walked down, gave it the old stroke and hope, total WIN!

by Nado Comedy November 23, 2012

Stroke City

Where you go when you been sipping on shit and strokin (ayo Ben why did you say that)

Dawg I’m still in Stroke City from last night

by cum stroke March 26, 2023