gooch zit

a purple coloured zit located on the space between your ballsack and asshole aka your gooch.

damn mitchy, your gooch zit is lookin a little infected. maybe you should get it checked out?

by sexybella555 January 22, 2019

big gooch

its a gooch that is 4 meters long

u have jeans but i still see ur huge gooch. big gooch

by goochmaster134 December 31, 2013

Gooche letting

The act of cutting your gooche open and letting the blood run into your blood hole.

"yeah, the other night I got bored, so I decided a little gooche letting was in order."

by Bud is good June 3, 2009

Skinny gooch

Something hitler had

Damn Nathan has a skinny gooch

by Gl1zzy G0bb1ah September 17, 2020

ape gooch

When one's taint is hairy and sweaty, not unlike an ape.

She wanted to lick my ass, but I have an ape gooch, so I told her to reconsider.

I survived a plane crash in the mountains by using my ape gooch to distill water.

You have an ape gooch.

Your ape gooch had a musky stench.

by Chi facebook March 3, 2016

Anti-gooch

The opposite side of a gooch. The region between your wasteband and your genitalia.

Man 1: I shaved recently and I did a good
Job.

Man 2: Did you shave the anti-gooch?
Man 1: the fuck is that

by Jhonkie Wanker October 20, 2021

Gooch Poof

When your fart rolls forward while sitting down and comes out the front .

Waiting in the doctors office, I let one slide out to my surprise,‘‘twas a gooch poof

by mUlletdude69 April 22, 2022