poison-pen writer

one who writes write-ups full of malice, slander, etc.

Poison-pen writers are an execrable lot.

by uttam maharjan December 23, 2012

You're a push pen

This is a metaphor that means when somebody pushes your buttons, you come out. (When someone gets you mad, you fully rage.)

Brendan is a push pen
You're a push pen

by AntIs_Cool June 18, 2019

Pen-Y-Lan

A place in Cardiff where the locals are very mixed, while some enjoy such diverse passtimes as drinking, abusing drugs, and fighting, others are posh wankers

Man#1 : Shall we go to Pen-Y-Lan?

Man#2 : fuck yeh let’s get trolleyed followed by a maccies!

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by Peter Gregg August 14, 2019

pen-y-cae

a village in wrexham full of chavs, druggies, pikees and alkies... If u walk through there at night dont expect to keep your watch. Fucking chavs

look at those fuckin twats over there...
aye theyre from pen-y-cae , fuckin pikees

by Jono3333 July 24, 2008

Play pen pirate

An older person that is dating someone under 13.

Eddie is a play pen pirate, his girl cant get into a PG-13 movie.

by DaKyzaa November 1, 2010

Monkeys in the dark with pens

A metaphor used to emphasis a situation that you just couldn't see coming. Often followed up by the phrase "You just can't see 'em coming."

Malix: Nope, he just A Sploded right there.
Atolm: Like monkeys in the dark with pens...
Malix: *sighs* You just can't see 'em coming.

by Malix August 12, 2004

Dab Pen Boi

When your friend or loved one gets addicted with THC oil and never shows up to anything. (ie school classes, sports)

*claims to have bragging rights of using pen in school*

Student 1: Hey where’s Dab Pen Boi At? I even saw him at school today?
Student 2: Idk probably ripping his dab pen in the bathroom somewhere.

by Dylan Gordon February 19, 2019