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cooter brown

1. Being extremely drunk.
2. Being extremely old.
3. Can be used to say that something is really bad. Can replace phrases such as "fucked up".
4. Can describe a person who is all of the above. A fucked up old drunk.
1. Last night at the bar, Dave was drunk as cooter brown.
2. That lady is old as cooter brown.
3. That movie was cooter brown, or, "Dude, that was cooter brown, what they did to you.
4. "Look everyone, here comes cooter brown!"
by Reykjavik September 10, 2008
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Cooter Brown

1. Being extremely drunk.
2. Being extremely old.
3. Can be used to say that something is really bad. Can replace phrases such as "fucked up".
4. Can describe a person who is all of the above. A fucked up old drunk.
1. Last night at the bar, Dave was drunk as cooter brown.
2. That lady is old as cooter brown.
3. That movie was cooter brown, or, "Dude, that was cooter brown, what they did to you.
4. "Look everyone, here comes cooter brown!"
by Reykjavik September 13, 2008
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cooter block

the same thing as a cock block, but for a female.
that other broad so did a cooter block on me at the party.
by winnie is the best January 26, 2008
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cooter pocket

she ahs a nice cooter pocket.
by jon54654168 January 3, 2007
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creepy cooter

by creepy cooter April 28, 2017
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cooter-labyrinth

When Jesus was drunk during the formation of your vagina.
I was afraid I would get lost in her cooter-labyrinth.
by Beanopolis March 26, 2009
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cooter drip

the liquid that drips out of a set of beef curtains!
I was so excited, my cooter dripped with anticipation!!!
by THIK CHIK December 4, 2006
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