not even lying

Normally I would lie about this. But in this special situation I’m telling the truth.

“I’m not even lying right now, I stole this from my teacher”

by jostytosty August 23, 2022

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Get the not even lyingmug.

dont even joke lad

dont even

bro: wanna hear a joke

me: dont even joke lad

by femboy fucker123 August 7, 2025

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Get the dont even joke ladmug.

even

opposite of odd

10 is an even number

by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 20, 2022

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Get the evenmug.

this is me if you even care

this is me btw if you even care

a meme on tiktok that i cannot stop saying.

person 1: “hey look at that dog over there”
person 2 “thats me if you even care

person 1: “look at this video”
person 2: “this is me if you even care” *points at video*

by twink_demolisher November 23, 2023

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Get the this is me if you even caremug.

One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. If you have an Evan in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make in impact for the better.
"wow, who is that dude?"

"I think his name is Even."

"He's the most amazing guy I've ever seen in my life. Can I be him? Like Jesus, look at that face."

Even is cute

by DarkViperAu May 9, 2019

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