What brings you on?

that douchey, passive-aggressive Tinder question

after exchanging niceties and compliments with his new match, Bartholomew saw the dreaded "What brings you on?" pop up in his Tinder chat with Beatrice. "my fucking god," he thought, "why do people ask that dumb fucking question? what brings me on? I used my fingers swiping an app that probably sells my location data. fuck off, lady" and he immediately unmatched

by Uncle Joosie May 2, 2022

I Gill You

A better way of saying "I Kill You".

When you dont like someone and you almost want to kill them.

Also used when you dont know what else to say.

-Did you catch the game last night?
-No, but I Gill You!
-No I Gill You first!

by Rassyboy January 23, 2018

You Got Slaved

A term used when one manages to get another to do a task inadvertently in full knowledge that they want to feel like a master

Dips: Yo Sunny, hold my pint for a second.
(hands him the pint)
Dips: You Got Slaved

by Dips112 March 11, 2009

No schmooze, you lose!

A favorite slogan of flesh-pressing politicians everywhere.

The Grifter in Chief has always known, “No schmooze, you lose!” because schmoozing has been his only real talent considering that he has no actual knowledge or experience in anything related to government.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 28, 2023

you just be chatting

the word you just be chatting mean you basically just be saying anything to say it

bob: hey Ethan what you favorite color

Ethan: i like to eat pizza on Mondays

bob: you just be chatting

by iloveSugarhillDDOT October 30, 2022

catch you on the 9

The saying about to see some one when something is about to happen.

Mark: yo today was fun , catch you on the 9.

by JJx1312 July 17, 2017

Oh no, you Didn't!

This means that somebody is on the verge of anger, disgust, or surprise. They are questioning if you actually did/said that. A bystander may also say this in response to somebody who never really speaks up, and says a rude comment.

Chloe: Do you like my new outfit?
Abigail: Uh.. no. Not attractive.

Chloe: Oh no, you Didn't!

by Dude- What does dat mean? February 28, 2016