by JammieJamJam April 22, 2018
Get the yummy numb nut mug.Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.
"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"
by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 13, 2018
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damn man he's got a thic penis. im going to check if he's abiding by the rules of the JOURNAL OF NO NUT NOVEMBER.
by PROFFESOR_McPenis November 1, 2020
Get the JOURNAL OF NO NUT NOVEMBER mug.An Alaskan nut tug is when two gays go back to back and bend down. Then proceed to put each other's balls in the opposing homos asshole, then falling face-first onto the ground while both gay men's balls are being tugged from each other's assholes.
Korbin, "Uncle carter wanted to take me home after church to try a new trend called the Alaskan Nut Tug."
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