penis fly trap

a condom with barbed "teeth" invented by Dr Sonnet Ehlers to deter and punish rapists.

the girl inserted a penis fly trap before walking through the township in case she was attacked and raped.

by noni movie August 19, 2010

How's your penis?

Greeting from one ordinary guy to another to ask how he's doing, how life is treating him.

"Hey, it's good to see you. I haven't seen you in a while. How's your penis?"

by GregMD September 6, 2013

My bigga penis

1. Term meaning that he/she has the bigga penis. Usually yelled out in class or outside or even at the mall. Usually yelled out in an area to notify the coming of the bigga penis. Sometimes could be so large and so powerful for no specific reason.

*Group of students at a table in school*
"MY BIGGA PENIS!"
"SO LARGE! WHY? WHY MUST IT BE SO LARGE!"

by JamesBIGGAPENIS December 22, 2008

harry potter's penis

It's fucking huge. Like, I mean it. Have you seen that thing?

Harry Potter's penis once opened the Chamber of Secrets. That cunt.

by not kirbyrocks January 19, 2008

Penis van Lesbian

An actor who changed his name to Dick van Dyke.

Penis van Lesbian changed his name to Dick van Dyke.

by xp649 January 31, 2019

Penis enlargment pills

A pill that sits ladies on your dick before you can say pinapple.

Steve" i need dem penis pillz my man
Carol"your goonna need a pretty penny for doze high end drugs dudett
Steve"FUCKIN AYE MATE SHARON IS WAITIN FOR ME AT THE VENDY. AND DEY ONLY GOT THOSE EXTRA SMALL RUBBERS!!
carol"what u willin to spend michachoss
Steve" ill give ya some tostitos....
Carol"take it and run amegosss,run like the wind with my "penis enlargment pills"

by Pedro camigo October 23, 2017

Canadian Whale Penis

Whilst receiving fellatio the man forcefully sticks his big toe up the woman's asshole.

Man 1: I was just sitting there getting my penis sucked.

Man 2: That sounds awesome.

Man 1: It was even better when I turned it into a Canadian Whale Penis!

Man 2: What the hell is that?

Man 1: I put my big toe in her anus.

Man 2: WOW! I want to try that!

by DizzleDoozleDaz January 9, 2011