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hand turkey

The work of an artist named Savannah Riddell. Hand Turkeys can be made at any time of the year.
by exposer456 December 14, 2021
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Second Hand Smoke

It's when a girl smokes a pack of cigarettes, gives you a blow job, and right when you cum she blows as hard as she can forcing cum and smoke out of your mouth, and chance to get cancer of the dick.
Erik got second hand smoke from a toofy blow job. He didn't know anything about it until cum and smoke came out his nose.
by Tractorbandit1 November 17, 2023
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There's something wrong with his right hand

Hey, I hate to admit it Joe but you saw it before I did. And there was nothing wrong with it. He was keeping his hand up and only using he left. Remember? Like the story I told. He did the thing in real life that I did in the game... Wait... What's that sound? *Tonberry noises ensue*
Michael Bisping "Joe Rogan just texted me and he says he things there's something wrong with his right hand."

Hym "Huh? Oh yeah... He picked up on that quick... I should have seen that faster."

Bisping "He thinks it might be broken."

Hym "No. No... That's not what it is... Wait... What's that fuckin noise?" 🤨

*Tonberry noises ensue*

Hym 😨 "Oh! Tonberry!"
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023
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Things Just Got Out of Hand

A catchphrase u say when something is about to or will go terribly wrong or weird.
Caleb: did you hear that Orlando is dating lianis!?

John: Things Just Got out of Hand
by Caleb Cummins August 26, 2022
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Double-Hand Grandslam

Jim: "Hey bill show me a Double-Hand Grandslam"
Bill: *uses two hands and hits it hard*
Jim: "Thanks"
by Velcroeater202 March 19, 2018
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Hand frank

Having a wank while hiding in someone’s attic, the neighbours report you to the police who remove you and take you away for processing and possible punishment by exposure to a room full of potent flatuance
Did you hear Kai got caught having a hand frank?
by Kai J June 11, 2025
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hand houdini

she gave me some hand houdini
by OakleeTheKid January 31, 2018
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