donkey-fart-eater

A person, usually widely disliked, who thinks they know everything and should go die a slow and painful death. . . hardcore

Who's that guy that did Passion of the Christ and then went Crazy?

-- Mel Gibson.

Yeah he's such a donkey-fart-eater.

by 5h4p1r0'2 a 23r0 April 13, 2008

machine gun fart

That fart that sputters on for a few seconds.

His friends hit the deck as he let out a long machine gun fart

by lordshanguar28 June 29, 2011

Fiddlers fart funnel

The act of wearing a full face gas mask with a tube running into the anus of your lover and wearing it all day while they fart down the tube

Yo did you hear? Johnny did a fiddlers fart funnel with alex last night

by Deanwinchesterton November 28, 2018

Dryer then a popcorn fart

A really really dry object

Man i am so high my mouth is dryer then a popcorn fart

by mama kyle August 3, 2011

half-sucked fart

A person can be called a 'half-sucked fart' when they are just lazy, sloppy or bad at what they do.
It is especially effective when the person starts a job or activity which you know they have little or no skill at and they don't complete it.

Why didn't you finish your homework ya' half-sucked fart?

by Paul Rapisarda February 7, 2008

brazilian fart sex

Giving a rim job then proceeding the rim job reciever farts in the giver's mouth

I was eating Victorias bodacious booty and I proceeding to swallow her fart, thus initiating Brazilian fart sex.

by Lover boi March 7, 2014

cleaning room farts

When you sit in a god forsaken cleaning room for so long that the air gets inside your body. This creates a deadly fart that can evacuate rooms.

Somthing smells like dead pheaseants.
I think Tom has the cleaning room farts

by poundtown01 October 26, 2011