Go Fuck Yourself

Hello and welcome to my presentation to why you should go fuck yourself. Spoiler Alert, it's because you are a piece of shit that no one likes. But why are you shit? were you raised this way or, unfortunate circumstances to blame?, No, your just terrible. Still confused? of course you are, here's a pie chart that should straighten things up, here's a quick visual aid and I think this next slide really drives the point home, fuck you go fuck yourself. Now this graph is, really interesting. As you can see it shows the number of people that want you to go fuck yourself over time. Of note, this isn't 99% percent of the population. This isn't even 99.999% of the population. This is the 100% of the population, that's right, even you want you to go fuck yourself so what are you doing here? Go on go do it now, You may be asking, does all this hatred represent a weakness on my own part? Could it be that nobody deserves to hear the words "go fuck yourself" because every single human being on the planet is a worthwhile and a valuable member of society? No!, go fuck yourself. In conclusion, i want you to know that i don't really mean anything I'm saying here. I think you're a good person and ultimately i don't want you to go fuck yourself. Just kidding haha, go fuck yourself. Thank you.

Go Fuck yourself.

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go to my website

strategy brought to light by mitt romney - a way of dodging difficult questions or situations you aren't prepared to address

Boss: Hey Bill, did you finish the report addressing our concern on declining revenues??
Bill: I invite you to go to my website, you'll find all the details there

Son: Mom, what's for dinner
Mom: i encourage you to go to my website, i think if you do it will become clear

by kmpistol October 22, 2012

go up box

Another term for "elevator"; often used by slow witted women of Wee Britain, in Orange County, California. Also used by men enamored with said women.

George: How did you get upstairs?
Michael: Took the go up box.

by Slijper January 29, 2021

Go do one

As an Irish person it would mean to go end your life

Fuck off ye waste full bastard and go do one

by Mark Nolan January 3, 2021

Let’s go fishing

A sentence used when you have tea to spill with your friend about your sex life, or crush.

Zen says “let’s go fishing now, I have a huge barramundi to catch”

by wubzywowwow July 30, 2019

go to sleep forever

A family friendly phrase for the replacement of "die"

My Dog is about to go to sleep forever!

by sang woolen November 19, 2022

Beech go boom

While being a rather random phrase, "beech go boom" (bitch going boom!) recently recieved a set of meanings, due to repeated use in several chatting services.
The first chatter to use it was in fact only replying to a string of illeterate shouts people were making on purpose to make fun of famous qoutes and the ORLY fad, using several times leet (1337speak).

The meanings can differ. But the original meant "Bitch, you fail."
Then next time it was used, by the same chatter, it was trying to tell the person that was subjected to the use of it to get over his/her problems.
There are also some vague meanings floating around, but these were the two most common.

"ORLY!?" - person 1 "YA RLY!" - person 2 "U HAS A FLAVOR?" - person 1 "Beech u go boom! Having flavor means you haven't showered enough." - person 3

"insert rant, pointless whining or attention seeking" - person 1
"Beech go boom already." - person 2

by Riazu May 1, 2007