pre nut confusion

post nut clarity implies the existence of pre nut confusion :

"dude i was about to nut then my head hurt bruh"
"damn thats pre nut confusion"

by deeznutsmeister January 3, 2022

Driving my nuts

To turn a guy on, either by looking attractive or stimulating their mind in one way or another.

Girl: Hey, look at my new dress Frank.
*girl undresses in front of him, is wearing sexual underwear*
Frank: Dayam girl, you're driving my nuts!
*girl slaps Frank*

-=-==-

Guy one: So there's this new girl Paula that I'm really in love with.
Guy two: Oh yeah? Is she driving your nuts?
Guy one: She sure is.
Guy two: Nice one. I hope that works out!

by Michael Bowie December 15, 2008

nut muff

When a man has a gigantic, overgrown and out of control amazon bush, to the point that it conceals all of his genitalia.

Scaroline said to her friend "I was going to give him head, but when I yanked his pants off he has the biggest nut muff I've ever seen. I didn't have a weed wacker handy, so I just let him Panama Canal me"

by Dc107 November 5, 2014

Half Nut

Men who are below 6ft, are conceived from pre cum or when a woman spills out half of the semen from her vagaina which results in the baby being born from half of the initial load and in turn the growth of the child is affected, which results in them being small in size.

Martyn is below 6ft in height, he was conceived from half of a load, possibly pre cum or just a cheeky half nut, due to this error in conception he has grown up to become a BMW driver.

by BanterKampf May 6, 2020

Bust a nut

It is when you eaT a LaRge peAnUT AnD yOu sQuiRt

I just ate a nUT and bust a nut

by WinSTon PeTer September 16, 2018

No nut November pass

If you have received a pass you are allowed one but per pass. Once the male has nutted the pass is no invalid.

Babe just got the No Nut November pass we can smash

by Lock master November 4, 2019

chub on my nuts

1. To gnaw, chew, or nibble on someone's testicles; 2. To place testicles in mouth and gently suck while making a sound similar to mastication; 3. To rub against the testicles.

Dude, you're being an idiot right now. Just chub on my nuts.

by MJ January 15, 2004