pond life

When someone is really shit, just like microrganisms in a pond, just insignificant little mongs.

"Them emos sat by the bin is a pond life"

by JPuffer July 11, 2022

Life

unfair, injustice, often own by people who are rich and good-looking.

gem789: dam i have no life..
fren: cos ur not rich and good-looking.

by gem798 December 15, 2008

Float Life

Float Life:

The art of living in a perpetual state of buoyant bliss upon the aqueous embrace of any watercraft, be it a majestic yacht, a humble canoe, or even a makeshift raft crafted from pool noodles. Originating from the sacred scrolls of duhboat.com, Float Life embodies a philosophy of aquatic freedom, where worries sink to the depths and every wave is a high-five from Poseidon himself. Float Lifers are known to navigate the tides with grace, embracing the liquid dance of existence with a paddle in one hand and a cold beverage in the other. It's not just a lifestyle; it's a state of amphibious enlightenment.

After quitting his desk job, John fully embraced the "float life", spending his days cruising along the river on his houseboat, savoring the serenity of life on the water.

by digiprints April 1, 2024

Half-life

1. The time taken for the radioactivity of a specified isotope to fall to half its original value. the time required for any specified property (e.g. the concentration of a substance in the body) to decrease by half.
2. One of the best video games you could ever play along with Portal.

Scenario1: "Iodine-131 has a Half-life of 8.1 days"
Scenario2: I love Half-life, the story and gameplay is just mind blowing!

by Zach T. Radass December 19, 2022

A Perfect life

Being in love with a disease and the other person getting what you got and still loving you unconditionally.

Boy: Life isn’t fair.
Girl: Life IS fair because it’s not fair to everyone.

Boy: Sounds like a perfect life!
Girl: That’s what we got baby

by Real lyfe 101 August 5, 2020

life series

The life series is a Minecraft SMP series created by Grian, the popular youtuber. This game is based on demise, a hardcore minigame. The idea of the life series is that you have a set amount of lives, and based on your proximity to final death (your last life) you will be hostile or passive towards the other players. The Life Series currently has six installments, those being(in order): Third Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, and the april fools one-off, Real Life. The players include: Grian, Solidaritygaming, Smallishbeans, Ldshadowlady, ImpulseSV, Ethoslab, BDoubleO100, InTheLittleWood, MumboJumbo, ZombieCleo, TangoTek, SMajor/DangThatsALongName, PearlescentMoon, Geminitay, GoodTimesWithScar, RenDog, MCSkizzleman, and BigB/Bigbst4tz2. Many of these players are also active on Hermitcraft.

1: whats your hyperfixation???

2: the life series. Boat boys forever
1: what do you think about ethdubs and smallscar??

2: get out.

by >>----.s.s-.s April 3, 2024

To fuck the life out of somebody

When you have an abusive tendency to suck the life out of people, making them question their reality and leaving them fucking empty inside.

I've been in a long-distance relationship with a narcissist. He's been using sex to squeeze some money out of me, so that I would pay for him to come over.

He shoots back that he "really is going to fuck the life out of me".

To fuck the life out of somebody

by podoutboo April 8, 2024