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Jack "Stinky" Goddard

Jack is a famous business man most known for his work within Lelo's manufacturing and product testing facility. While Jack is still only 16 he has shown very promising traits similar to those of famous rapper Kanye East. Jack is also known within the Lelo scene by his nickname "Stinky". The reason behind this nickname would become overwhelmingly clear if you were to ever meet him in person.
"Hey did you hear about that incident in Lelo's product testing facility, apparently the tester will be out for at least a month"
"Oh yeah I did hear about that, apparently it was Jack "Stinky" Goddard!"
by Jack Goddard October 18, 2020
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Jack the ripper sandwich

Your mother's mouth you talk with
Your mother needs a piece of leather for her jack the ripper sandwich
by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021
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Ramblin' Jack Elliott

Ramblin' Jack Elliott (b. 1931) is the world's greatest folksinger. He is the bridge between Woody Guthrie and Bob Dylan and is actually the person who taught both Dylan, as well as Arlo Guthrie, Woody's material since Guthrie died early. An accomplished guitarist, he is known for his solid flatpicking skills.
Clueless Guy: Man, that Eddie Van Halen sure can wail!

Me: Uh, yeah, well, he's no Ramblin' Jack Elliott.
by Ozarkian July 11, 2010
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Spontaneous Jack Towel

The towel that is kept handy by your bed side that is laid on top of the bed to prevent semen, lube, female ejaculate, Santorum or period blood from getting on the sheets.
Man, good thing we had that Spontaneous Jack Towel handy. That was a messy round of love making. The mood was not killed becaues it was handy by our bed side and now I can go to sleep knowing that I am not going to roll over into mixture of my semen, your ejaculate, and lube.
by Richard Driller October 14, 2011
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Jack & Blitz situation

In criminal law, the act of tying a person up to a bunk or bed with the intention to extract information out of the person who is tied up. If caught, can carry many years behind state or federal prison
Jenifer is in behind walls for a Jack & Blitz situation, she tied her boss up one night to a bed and stole his credit card information from him by making him talk
by Tongue Rust November 1, 2018
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Jack Massey Welsh

Jack Massey Welsh other known as JackSucksAtLife and JackSucksAtStuff and JackSucksAtGeography and JackMasseyWelsh and turd boi420 and Sam Smells Of Appricots and Sam Smells Of Appricot and JackSucksAtPopUpPirate is a great world-wide known youtuber
Yo whats poppin Jack Massey Welsh?
Im alright thanks
by Definite clo August 11, 2020
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Sharp Cheddar Jack

When you aggressively, and quickly dry jack, and your cum and blood mix to make a cheese color.
“Bro, I beat my dick so hard last night. I went full Sharp Cheddar Jack on that bitch.” said Jackson.
by bigbootysister13 December 3, 2021
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