Your Mom

Your Mom (also "Your Mother") refers to an cosmic, interdimensional, all-powerful entity with the capacity to destroy entire realities in an instant. Not to be mistaken with your biological human mother.

Avengers Assemble. Your Mom is coming to this reality. We need to stop him and save our world.

by Nightwatch2007 September 19, 2022

Your mom

Your mom is a joke used to bully or displease who’s targeted and be a bit sad or a response to questions

Person A: Yo how’s your day goin?
Person B: Your mom 🤠✌️

by Ashe~! September 16, 2021

ur mom

A maternal insult, also referred to as a "yo mama" joke, is a reference to a person's mother through the use of phrases such as "your mother" or other regional variants, frequently used to insult the target by way of their mother

Friend: Yo u have a big forehead
You: Yk who does have a big forehead?
Friend: Who?
You: ur mom
Friend: ~shocked~

You: haha
Friend: goes thru all 5 stages of grief

PS: idc if theres more stages of grief

by anonymous December 2, 2022

Your Mom

This is the most cliche insult in the known universe

Guy 1 Hey bob your dumb
Guy 2 so's your mom

by Eboi 6776562 December 15, 2016

Cookie mom

An ovulating cougar with pride for female offspring in Girl Scouts overly devoted to marketing frequent sales of branded cookies inside a branded box. The cookie mom also has a very tasty and exclusive cookie.

I don’t know, go ask the cookie mom.

“J: Her cookie tastes delicious.”

by FormerPresident1 February 20, 2025

your mom

Making fun of someone's mum - it can be used as a violation.

Guy 1: (sarcastically) I feel sorry for you.
Guy 2: I feel sorry for your mom - she sees your face everyday.

by Laiza23 October 23, 2023

MOM

My Other Man; an acronym used to discreetly refer to another relationship with a man.

Kim: Hey Cindy, are you hanging out with your boyfriend tonight?

Cindy: No, MOM wants to see me.

by Im_Ish February 20, 2025