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Macaroni Penis Disease

Closely associated with peyronies disease.

Macaroni penis disease most frequently occurs as a side effect from Russian Macaroni
Last week my friend was diagnosed with macaroni penis disease. He thinks he got it from the Russian macaroni party dip.
by Electric Joe August 22, 2018
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penis sex machine

bro didn't you get pegged by the penis sex machine last night?
by bunny_bitch August 17, 2020
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guacamole nigga penis

nigga: *takes off pants*
girl: *sniffs* "guacamole nigga penis"
by smokycashew58 January 9, 2020
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penis extension vehicle

An obnoxious vehicle, often a large truck or cheap sports car, driven by some men in an effort to compensate for something. Not all large trucks and cheap sports cars are penis extension vehicles (PEVs) - the key word is obnoxious, and how its driven is just as important as the vehicle itself. Signs of a PEV include: excessive loudness (and driving in a way to produce such loudness, such as peeling out), garish looking body or lift kits, artificial ballsacks, and Confederate flags. Usually driven by people under 23 or so, but can be driven by people of all ages.
Adam drives a Ford F350, but it's not loud and he drives it responsibly. It's not a penis extension vehicle.

Billy also drives a Ford F350, but it's had the mufflers removed, is lifted a foot, and he peels out every chance he gets. That's a penis extension vehicle.
by hoyclan May 21, 2019
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internet penis

How long you say your penis is to people you talk to through the miracle of intarweb.
Yeah? Well MY internet penis is THIS big!
by Jack Carter April 3, 2004
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penis wrinkle

a loooooong wiiiide wrinkle on youe johnson
dont touch my penis wrinkle, it might bite you.
by superduperdooperpooper October 7, 2003
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Thousand Island Penis

Similar to CCB, it is the act of smothering a male's private parts with dressing before going down on it. The primary dressing used is Thousand Island Dressing, but Caesar, Vinaigrette, and even Ketchup and Mustard can be used.
Sick of that CCB, Jessica decided to try out Thousand Island Penis when giving her boyfriend a treat.
by ZKish October 9, 2009
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