Flying Farting Fuck

The act of giving a fuck, which proceeds to fart so hard it flies around forever on the power of it's own farts.

Alex do I look like I give a flying farting fuck?

by Saber8932 January 2, 2015

cocktail party fart

When using the cocktail party effect, one is able to hear their own fart in a loud environment such as a party or concert.

I enjoyed the loudest cocktail party fart in the middle of the guitar solo, and no one heard a sound.

by Garpike August 23, 2011

My heads farting

A state of confusment and uncertainty

Miss I don't know what you're talking about, my heads farting

by Urbandictionary13345. June 9, 2017

bubbly cum fart

Usually the outcome of some dude on dude action. It is the product of man cum and air pressure build up in the anus thus producing a bubbly cum fart.

Last night, Frank released the biggest bubbly cum fart after sex!

by Papi.chulo January 6, 2016

Intellectual Fart Wafting

Writing or stating an extremely practiced remark to try to sound smart, but in reality just sounding like a pretentious ass.

The book "Alchemy of Mind" is nothing more than intellectual fart wafting.

by Creamsodatheory May 12, 2013

Tidal Wave (Fart)

The act of producing an extremely potent fart that first, overwhelms the creator's cubicle filling the tiny space with toxic gas, and second, then billows up and over all four walls to flow into and consume his or her's fellow employees' cubicles, hallways, or offices, much like a tidal wave crashing over a wall wiping out everything in it's path.

Employee 1: Oh my god that is terrible, must've been the chimichanga I had for lunch.

(A minute passes.)

Employee 2: *gag* Jesus Christ Joe was that you?
Employee 3: That smells like Bigfoot's dick.
Employee 4 (walking by): *nearly throws up into trash can next to the copier*
Employee 1: That's what I call the tidal wave (fart).

by 10th Floor Insanity June 21, 2010

Family fart war

While hanging out with your family, you and at least one family member fire fart cannons to each other.

While Amy and her parents were watching Dog the bounty hunter, her father busted ass, Amy politely returned fire. Resulting in a Family fart war.

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011