brown bag job

Girl with a really nice body but a face that will make hell turn cold.. looks fine from behind

That girl is such a brown bag job

by Joe!. September 11, 2006

Sound as a brown trout

1. A state one is in that is extremely good

2. Something is extremely good

1. Aye, am sound as a brown trout sir!

2. Christ, that shot was safe as a brown trout ma man!

by A-Whyte December 6, 2004

brown bread

Something that is plain and ordinairy

Dude, let's get out of here ... this party is so brown bread....

by G Buckey August 8, 2005

the brown eye tickle

during sex while the lady is on top, the man takes his finger and lightly tickles the butt hole.

Johnny: Hey Jery did ya fuck yer old lady last night?
Jery: oh yeah. I i gave her the brown eye tickle too. She LOVED it.

by ButchMagnum November 28, 2004

Great Brown Shark

When you lay a big turd and a second triangular turd lands on top of it. With the main turd submerged, and the top of the secondary turd sticking out of the water.

Dude! I have been meaning to tell you of the highlight of my weekend! A turd variant. So, two pieces... big brown turd, then secondary turd that landed on top of the first making a shark fin or Great Brown Shark, sticking out of the top of the water. I should've taken a picture!!

by CTS Jokester July 14, 2009

brown-eyed sandwich

A brown-eyed sandwich is performed when a man titty-fucks a woman, backwards however, and the girl eats out the man's asshole.

I could go for a brown-eyed sandwich right now. I just enema'd!

by the poop doctor September 26, 2007

brown nose job

when a certain task is designed to look good for someone else, invariably a boss and you want extra points

look at mr suckup doing a brown nose job for the boss

by jaffaw July 16, 2009