Dog consumer

A dog consumer is a person who will accept anything they're offered. They are easy-going, adaptable people.
As opposed to cat consumer

A: Do you want white, red, prosecco?
B: I'm a dog consumer, just pick something and I'll have it!

by EVcrazy December 18, 2019

dog-a-log

word to be said to canine friend when drunk or otherwise smashed.

hello ma wee dog-a-log. stop effing barking at me!!

by bruce beckers February 18, 2007

Dog farts

Exclamation of anger.

Dog farts! I missed the bus!

by Sparklefairy May 24, 2018

Dying Dog

An uncooked meal for Chinese people

Dying Dog hahahahahahahahahahaha!

by Virginity_makr 69 November 5, 2020

cunt dog

your a cunt dog

bro your a cunt dog

by your nans cunt clit September 22, 2020

Dog Banging

People have a fancy for dogs or are always awkward and cause weird situations.

"Ian was dog banging, it was actually weird."

by BlackHawk8100 September 8, 2016

purple dog

Someone who acts like a regard.

Mark: "Jhon is such a purple dog."

Jhon: "The earth is flat."

by Lolimboi May 24, 2018