baby boomer

A generation full of misinformed teens who became pregnant over a lack of love & attention with their childhood. Contrary to popular belief, having a child will not make you happy unless there is a solid foundation.

A child in the baby boomer generation? Sounds expensive... perhaps the last thing you would want during a recession.

by Fleurdelis February 25, 2010

Baby food

is specially designed to contain all the nutrients babies need throughout their busy days, giving them the energy to stare at the ceiling fan, develop an unspoken kinship with the dog, or grow fungus-like whiskers all over their cheeks.

Had my baby food for the day, AND I'M READY TO GO!

by fuckedupfood June 17, 2011

baby shower

bukake on a baby

hey lets go baby shower that kid.

by theabomb November 4, 2008

brick baby

a baby that is a drain on society, one that will will accomplish nothing in life and end up being a grocery bagger at best.

A brick baby is most likely produced by hippies or porch monkeys :/

by dating satan February 21, 2008

baby bitch

someone who has no idea whats going on

hey dave, whats up baby bitch

by taz gam March 20, 2004

Food baby

When your belly falls over your belt line.

1.Duude your food baby is getting huge, dont you think its time to go on a diet.

2.Bro what the hell did you feed your food baby today?

by Wade T. Anderson May 14, 2004

Baby blue

a baby choking to death, turning them an engaging blue colour.

oh shit my baby ate it's rattle!!!!
now the bloody thins blue!

by Ganstagirljksloljusme February 28, 2005