Fee Fucking

The act of adding excessive or egregious fees to customer accounts.

What a bank or other lender does to garner extra income from borrowers.

I am so tired of Bank of America fee fucking my checking account.

by WitchyD December 21, 2009

Crutch Fuck

When you fuck a girl so hard she cannot walk under her own power for some time.

D: Yo, I swear after I get done with her, she wouldn't walk right for a year!
K: You're gonna crutch fuck her?
D: Yes.

by Shay ren March 14, 2009

Fuck on Ice

When you're a Canadian and you want to explain something to an American and he just won't get it, you use the term to basically say fuck you, I'm a Canadian.

Ex: Trying to tell him why you love hockey so much, and he's like "Yo, bro, I just don't get it." and you're like, "Dude, go fuck on ice eh."

by I'm Canada... August 22, 2011

Nuts as Fuck

This term is used when describing something that is crazy, insane, fucking nuts, etc.

After those cops showed up at the party, everything got nuts as fuck!

by Francois Dillinger December 4, 2010

serious fucking

Serious fucking is a another way of saying long hardcore intercourse and can be used in sentences like this 'damn that was some serious fucking' or alternatively it can be when someone's being serious about something 'I'm being serious fucking serious' either is fine

serious fucking

by Gillis man November 11, 2013

fucking idiot

People named Connor Dobbins

Connor Dobbins is a fucking idiot he just threw up on my wall. He sure is handsome and smart tho

by anonymous October 8, 2020

Mopey Fuck

A mopey fuck is a person who is always pessimistic and sad about every bloody event in their life. A mopey fuck will constantly act glum regardless of the occasion and often persistently talk about how terrible their life is and will always find a negative to even the happiest of events.

Mopey Fucks are unlike normal realists, despite being miserable about life's misfortunes, they seem to bring them upon themselves by constantly being pessimistic, in fact, they seem to enjoy misery and suffering, despite how much they piss and moan about it.

Person 1: My gosh, it's such an awesome day outside! The sun is shining brightly in the cloudlessly blue sky, a cool breeze is gently rippling the crisp air....

Person 2: All I see is pain and misery...

Person 1: Go piss off, you mopey fuck.

by Leto172010 December 26, 2010