John

A person place or thing that you’re to lazy to say the full name

Bro that john tastes so good.

by John john Florence baxter August 14, 2023

John

a person with a big dick

A john with a big dick!
John but BUILT different 😩

by jjayyyislagging July 10, 2021

john

john is a person who thinks he’s very funny, but in fact, sexist and racist jokes are just sexist and racist. he’s either an old man, or a middle school boy.

“hey, have you heard of the guy who makes homophobic, sexist and racist jokes?”

“do you mean that middle school boy named john?”

“yes, i forgot his name because it’s so basic.”

by mycatisbetterthanyours January 28, 2022

Ray Johns

Smooth ; when something just works perfectly

I was Ray Johns when I was getting that girls number

by Thunderous 1 April 15, 2017

Long Dong John

a nickname for when a friend is discovered to have a massive penis.

guy 1: Woah dude, thats a massive dick!
guy 2:yeah man, he is clearly a Long Dong John!
guy being looked at: what the hell is wrong with you?

by COOLDUMBDUMB October 28, 2021

Brother John

A sign of the utmost respect and gratitude and responsibility and friendship and leadership.

Person A: You are such a Brother John!
Person B: Thank you so much! I feel so respected and grateful and responsible and friendly and leaderly right now!

by clouf1 October 17, 2022

john the dragon

John the dragon is a dragon created by Artemis from Warriors Amino. He is the companion of Stardustkit and is super powerful and can kill everyone in 1 second.

John the dragon was summoned by Stardustkit.

by winky face November 3, 2021