Approaching Doom Syndrome

When you get a chill down your spine and the feeling that someone is about to get you. 50% of the time this means you are about to get the shit kicked out of you.

“What is this Santa Claus person, and how do I find him?”
"why?"
"Im going to kill him."

Somewhere on earth, Saint Nicolas shivered from sudden Approaching Doom Syndrome

by Varigos Dourden January 8, 2009

Poser's spark syndrome

a person who poses as many different faces. One day they could be a Nazi, the next day a wanna-be gangbanger. The could be emo but sorta "spark" up to be a Prep.
This is known as Poser's spark syndrome.

Man, he's so lost. He doesn't know who he is anymore. Yesterday he wanted all the Jews dead, today he's got a bandanna andd sagging pants.

Yep. He's got Poser's spark syndrome.

by Down Wit Clown April 11, 2009

Carpet tunnel syndrome

The ache in your hand and wrist after a night of rubbing ones pussy a bit too much.

After reading erotic emails from a "friend", I realized that all my chronic masturbating left me with carpet tunnel syndrome.

by Beckett17 January 31, 2009

snow white syndrome

When a dude will only have sex with white girls. The inverse of jungle fever

Damn that nigga Tom ain't never fucked a black girl I think he got Snow White syndrome

by Killakai February 8, 2014

Undertale Fandom Syndrome

Undertale Fandom Syndrome(UFS), is a horrible disease that is founded in major fandoms. First discovered in 2014, it was created in its first stage with the FNAF fandom. It horribly spread when undertale became popular. Common symptoms include: comic dubs, weird fetish art, and annoying obnoxious children/preteens. Unfortunately, UFS has became a parasite that is sent to feed off hosts and cannot be treated or cured. The following fandoms that suffered the same fate include but not excluded: FNAF, Undertale, Cuphead, Bendy and the Ink Machine, Hazbin Hotel, and recently, Friday Night Funkin'.

Person: yo dude have you seen this game called Friday Night Funkin'?
Another person: yeah man that shit is really great!
Person: yeah it is, unfortunately the FNF fandom is making Pico x BF yaoi.
Another person: shit! Another game fell into Undertale Fandom Syndrome

by professionalgamer March 20, 2021

Skinny Whiteboy Syndrome

The occurance of large genitalia in men who might otherwise be considered less sexually appealing in modern society.

I was worried that Gordon, my latest date, would be less than well endowed but man, he had serious Skinny Whiteboy Syndrome.

by A_Nonimus May 16, 2006

gay bowel syndrome

A relatively common disease of HIV positive gay men (rarely heterosexual women) who practice both receptive anal sex and oral sex ("ATM" sex) with multiple partners. The condition is characterized by an inflammed, fissured, atonic, and supporating rectum. Symptoms include diarrhea, sanguinomucopurulent rectal discharge, rectal pain and itching, and abdominal cramps. The cause is multiple concurrent infections of the colon and a traumatized rectum with intestinal parasites (worms), protozoans, bacteria, and occasionally fungi. The disease is contagious within the susceptable population of ATM practitioners and transmitted via the fecal-oral route.

He had gay bowel syndrome and he had to wear diapers.

by Doctor Pinhead September 19, 2008