SEA PUSSY

Inport, where trollops gravitate towards sailors like barnacles to a hull, and pussy is readily obtainable at every Norfolk bar and street corner, sailors rarely fuck shipmates. That would be gay. And everyone knows there are no gay sailors in the US Navy.

Underway, however, the rules of engagement are substantially altered. Combating the tribulations of nautical life, cloistered for long durations without officially sanctioned releases, young men naturally seek alternative outlets. Entrenched in a competitive environment where predators and prey cohabitate, sailors… some willingly, others not as much, provide essential services.

And honestly, who doesn’t enjoy an occasional piece of sea pussy?

The only reason Hangs out with Washington at night, is cuz he makes for great 'Sea Pussy'.
When they're back in Garrison, it's business as usual.

by SECRET-SOLDIER October 23, 2022

Poop Pussy

This is a the great entrance to de women's health.

Poop is coming from my Poop Pussy!

by The Biro lord February 6, 2019

Pussy barrel

A barrel in which your wife places you in because you have no life and no friends, in this life she runs it. Also known ass "pussy whipped". pussy barrel This husband might also do the dishes and clean clothes and bake pies on the daily.

Zack,"Babe can I go golfing with the boys Thursday?" Wife,"No. Get in your pussy barrel."

by Taintmeat McGee June 6, 2018

Pussy PUG

It’s like picking up a group in World of Warcraft but you’re cute and can actually get chicks

Guy 1: Bruh, I got mad game. I got that pussy pug. I got chicks for days.

Guy 2: what the fuck are you talking about, shut up and heal me against Ragnaros you virgin.

by Luvadubscrub July 11, 2021

Pussy Chasing

A person typically a male (play/fuck boy) who’s intention is only sexual. Only wanting sex.

Yes girl he doesn’t want a relationship, he’s just pussy chasing .

by xoadri_mami May 13, 2020

Cotton Pussy

When you experience the overwhelming, embarrassing, painful dryness within your vaginal canal. Whether it be lack of intetest or a symptom from smoking ganja- lubrication is mandatory

Babe, I'm so sorry to tell you but you're suffering from cotton pussy right now can we use a little Lube.

by Julianne1992! April 27, 2019

bat pussied

A person high on a variety of street drugs. High as the sky or bat pussy since they fly.

Last weekend I did some killer shit and was straight bat pussied for two days.

by Yutzenhymer October 11, 2017