Cece Penis-ton

A famous singer known for her smash dance hit Finally, which became one of the biggest EDM hits of all time.

Ben: I looked up 99’s dance music and saw that one of the biggest hits there was Finally by Cece Penis-ton.
Gregory: That was such a great song and I Wanna listen to it again with you.
Ben: Good times it was.

by gregben February 15, 2022

Penis Von Lesbian

The birth name of the actor Dick Van Dyke.

Penis Von Lesbian was a budding actor unable to find work in Hollywood because of his offensive name until he changed it to Dick Van Dyke.

by GoBiteMyBalls June 4, 2018

Sneaky Little Penis

An insult used by weird people in Ohio.

Angery Guy: You're a sneaky little penis.

by ThatOneGayTelletubbie February 23, 2018

glorified penis pump

A derogatory term for a bitch that crossed you.

Girl : I'm breaking up with you.

Boy : I don't care cuz you're just a glorified penis pump!

by GroupDiscussion May 17, 2014

Penis enlargement pills

The most delicious item you will ever be served at your local mcdonalds. Many mistake them for crack coacaine as they have a similar color. With the scent of boobs and the texture of nail polish. Lots of people enjoy spending time where they consume the item.

"Man, did you get the wrong size Penis enlargement pills again?"

by anonymous May 25, 2021

mr. penis lips

One who's upper and lower lips look like two giant penises opposite of one another. .

His lips were so swollen from eating the hot peppers that he was referred to as Mr. Penis Lips for the rest of the evening. (Penis Lips: To have a swollen lower and upper lip.)

by Bitchy Boo June 4, 2016

Macaroni Penis Disease

Closely associated with peyronies disease.

Macaroni penis disease most frequently occurs as a side effect from Russian Macaroni

Last week my friend was diagnosed with macaroni penis disease. He thinks he got it from the Russian macaroni party dip.

by Electric Joe August 22, 2018