Panty God

Panty god is a fine member of society...

she appears everywhere, anytime, any given circumstances—but when you’ve seen her, nor talked to her. She’d disappear for two weeks or more but reappear again.

She has a sheer fondness of the sky and the ocean.

Her pantyful existence is precious.

“Have you seen panty god?”

“Ah yes! She said hi.”

“Say hi!”

“No. You two talk.”

by UnknownIdiot October 28, 2019

Chicken God

Chicken gods are very homosexual creatures that can be heavy associated with Beans, Sapphires, Liver, and Chickens ofc!

1: Bro did you hear Chicken god came out
2: YAS THAT'S WHY HE'S A CHICKEN GOD

by beansilver March 20, 2022

Thank God for a Good Ol' Fashion Snuff Film

The way one would depict how it is to live in a shady, at best, cornfield town in Central Illinois

Living in Effingham County is like saying thank god for a good ol' fashion snuff film

by [e-mail] February 2, 2023

god

some dude who gets way too much clout too much clout for a dead guy

god enjoyer: I believe in god
person: that guys a clout chaser

by anonymous September 13, 2022

God

The omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, eternal being, best escribed in the Holy Bible as a God who hates sin (unrighteousness), but loves the sinner (you) and wants to have a personal relationship with you (no matter what you did). You can still TRULY confess by your mouth to Him and TRULY repent of your sins through the blood of the Lamb (Jesus Christ), but you have to repent of your sins everyday as you commit sins every day. He created you and loves you very much. May the grace of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ be with you all, amen!

1. Give thanks to God for everything and everyone at all times
2. TRUE dedication to God is 24/7/365 (forever and always).
3. Your good actions can't get you into Heaven, but instead your faith in Christ and the grace of God.

by A servant of Jesus Christ November 29, 2023

A Desecration of God's name

Um... Wait, what?

Hym "How is a Jew dressing as a stereotype... A Desecration of GOD'S name? Ok. They think they're God. They literally think that they are God. And what are the consequences of being anti-semitic? A semantic reframing of my existence? False rape allegations and economic warfare against anyone who allows me to succeed? Until I'm bereft like Job? Mobbed to death by retards like Jesus? Promised power in exchange for services like Abraham?"

by Hym Iam April 1, 2024

sherby god

the god of honolulu

have you ever seen sherby god?
what? she’s impossible to see..

by @mammonsupermacy on tiktok May 21, 2021