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banana nut bread

Banana nut bread is a sexual act that requires three things. Requirement one is a man with a curved penis, the banana. The second is a woman with an active yeast infection, the bread. The third requirement is that the man must have sex with the woman and ejaculate inside her vagina, the nut. Banana nut bread.
.... and she had a yeast infection so I finally got to do the banana nut bread! Now I have this weird rash though....
by Rupert the great! October 14, 2016
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daddy nut face

Daddy nutt Face a expression used when daddy nutts in yo butt o face.
"daddy nut face,daddy said that the nutt would help my acne so he did it on my face".
by Daddy nut face January 25, 2017
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Salted Nut Roll

After a long day of work, keep in mind it's 90 degrees outside, and you shit in the blue house at work. You are rushed so you only have time for a "one timer." You go home from work with some major "swamp ass" happenin and your old lady is feelin frisky! You drop trow and she wants to lick your anus! Nuff said!
Holy shit randy, it was hot yesterday! I went home and my woman was begging for a salted nut roll!
by Sweaty Crack! July 3, 2009
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banana nut crunch

the act of kicking a guy in the groin
dude, why are you holding yourself?

i called janie a bitch and she banana nut crunch'ed me!
by yachtmen December 9, 2008
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funky nut blast

Can be used in an awkward situation or an overall fun setting also a special icecream flavor from the secret menu
1) ava- *trips over something and falls*
klm- thats a funky nut blast

2) girl- yea we broke up a while ago
aklm- thats a funky nut blast
by therealfunkynutblast August 7, 2018
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Crunchy Nut Cornflakes

Yummy, addictive cereal made by Kellogs. They have ads like: "are you a crunchy nutter" and "get home, have some"
person 1: I really want something to eat
person 2: have some crunchy nut cornflakes!
person 1: nah, I'm not a crunchy nutter.
by KK-chan September 28, 2008
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Tickling my nuts

the act of lying to ones face, then proceeding to bullshit your way out of the argument
are you tickling my nuts cunt?
oh you must be tickling my nuts
by ZTrekGaming January 3, 2018
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