Iceberg Dick

A penis belonging to someone so overweight that only 10% is visible, the remainder stays under the surface.

Hannah: "Hey did you hear about Ben the Cat?"
Jalbert: "No, what about him?"
Hannah: "Dude has an iceberg dick."

by TAKOS December 13, 2010

Dick Bat

1. A strongly annoying animal or being.
2. A bat in Terraria that constantly knocks you off platforms.

Person A: Man that dick bat will not shut up about his new car... he follows me everywhere!
Person B: Surely not man! He seems like a nice...
Dick Bat: Hey guys have you seen my new truck its a 73 ford ranger...
35 minutes later....
Person B: You were right man, he is a real dick bat...

by Brawson October 22, 2011

Tape Dick

The time when your dick sticks to your balls!

Bro I have some crazy tape dick right now!

by Bitch tits! September 4, 2014

fishy dick

When you masterbait and fall asleep and the cumstain glues your dick to your balls. Upon getting it unstuck the reaking smell of fish unleashes from your genitals.

Man I jacked off last night watching friends because Jennifer Aniston was so hot but I forgot to clean myself up and I woke up to some fishy dick.

by Thirdleg_neD April 12, 2017

Dick Ducker

A girl who refrains from having any form of sex.

Dude that girl is such a dick ducker, she wouldnt even give me a handjob last night.

by kevinlovescorrie November 14, 2010

Lick dick

It’s when you lick the dick as you give a blow job

I gave my dad a lick dick and he said it was the best🍑👀

by Fuckkkkkkk me in the asshole September 6, 2019

Silo of Dicks

An EXTREMELY large collection of dicks, which when used in this context refers to a silo that is usually used to house corn meal, etc. This is substantially bigger than say a barrel of dicks or even a wheel barrow of dicks.

Woah that Ben kid is a total fuck stick, kid can go suck on a silo of dicks!

by KewlKidsKlub April 27, 2009