The god of pick-up lines. Probably the most smooth, handsome, and hilarious person you'll ever meet. This man is not only fast on the track, but also fast to steal your girl. His regiment of pick-up lines make all other guys, besides his four demigods, seem sub-par. His mortal form takes shape as a guy names Garrett or "@not_garrettm" on twitter. Some of his powers include: Being able to snatch your girl, using pick-up lines to manipilulate people, the ability to rate a girl 1-10 in the first 7 seconds of seeing her, and he can even rub his stomach and pat his head at the same time. Pick-Up God is the most handsome and funny person you'll ever meet. If you ever get the chance to be in his prescene, listen to his pick-up line, you won't be dissapointed.
"Are you talking to anyone right now?"
"Well this guy came up to me and said a pick-up line and gave me his number."
"OMG that must be the Pick-Up God!"
"Well this guy came up to me and said a pick-up line and gave me his number."
"OMG that must be the Pick-Up God!"
by Ahotchick April 22, 2014
Get the pick-up godmug. 
by sewer gods April 8, 2019
Get the sewer godsmug. The act of taking a dump while having coffee and breakfast (typically egg salad) in the john.
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Person 1: Hey, hurry up in there! I need to take a sh*t!
Person 2: Give me a minute, I'm having a "Good morning and God Bless"
Person 2: Give me a minute, I'm having a "Good morning and God Bless"
by Pual Wleakr May 23, 2018
Get the Good morning and God Blessmug. The mightyest God of all. He is made out of 1 large one in the middle(Tim) and 4 smaller ones around him.
by Foreheads no. 1 March 25, 2019
Get the forehead godmug. ITS AN AMAZING DIET PEPSI CAN THAT CARRIES THE FOOTBALL TEAM TO WINNING GAMES LMAO SO FUNNY #CANISLOVECANISLIFE
by H3IIY3ah July 29, 2022
Get the THE HOLY PEPSI CAN OF GODmug.