Restless Groove Syndrome, or RGS, is a disease suffered by 90% of americans and 75% of people world-wide.
Common symptoms include moving a body part in-beat with music that is currently being listened to, such as tapping of the foot or banging of the head.
There are no current cures for RGS.
Common symptoms include moving a body part in-beat with music that is currently being listened to, such as tapping of the foot or banging of the head.
There are no current cures for RGS.
Cool Kid One: Look at that metalhead! what's wrong with him, and why is he moving his head so rapidly!?!?
Cool Kid Two: It's apparent that he suffers from Restless Groove Syndrome.
Cool Kid Two: It's apparent that he suffers from Restless Groove Syndrome.
by Harrison a. June 26, 2007
Get the Restless Groove Syndrome mug.When people think the world a worse place than it actually is, due to overexposure to the news.
Thats because sex, rape, and murder usually dominate the headlines.
Thats because sex, rape, and murder usually dominate the headlines.
Kyle: Man, I think Jack is freaking out.
Jim: Why? What happened?
Kyle: Last Tuesday, he went on a news-watching binge and has been afraid to come out since - even for girls!
Jim: Oh, looks like you've got a bad case of Mean World Syndrome on your hands.
Jim: Why? What happened?
Kyle: Last Tuesday, he went on a news-watching binge and has been afraid to come out since - even for girls!
Jim: Oh, looks like you've got a bad case of Mean World Syndrome on your hands.
by plays_well_with_others August 25, 2009
Get the Mean World Syndrome mug.A chronic sickness where the patient reaches terminal levels of mald. This can happen by thinking dark fantasy is Kanye Wests best song or blocking your friends on every platform. Life expectancy is usually 1-2 weeks after diagnosis.
by rexz April 6, 2021
Get the Seething Mald Syndrome mug.Dinner Party Syndrome (DPS) is a common syndrome that affects those invited to a boring dinner party by people they hate. The symptoms can take anywhere from 15 minutes to several hours to take effect, depending on the strength and intensity of the dinner party.
Symptoms often include: debilitating boredom; smiling (usually at the host or hostess) against one's will or when unhappy; anxiety; loss of interest in life, food, and socializing; rage; and social anxiety.
DPS can be cured or prevented with the end of the dinner party, a good book, enjoyable music, or speaking with someone that isn't mind-numbingly boring.
Symptoms often include: debilitating boredom; smiling (usually at the host or hostess) against one's will or when unhappy; anxiety; loss of interest in life, food, and socializing; rage; and social anxiety.
DPS can be cured or prevented with the end of the dinner party, a good book, enjoyable music, or speaking with someone that isn't mind-numbingly boring.
Jack: Jill texted me the other day while she was at a dinner party.
Jim: Why?
Jack: She said it was boring and she didn't want to suffer from Dinner Party Syndrome.
Mother: Why don't you want to go to the dinner party tonight?
Daughter: Because only your friends will be there and I hate them. If I go, I'll have an intense case of Dinner Party Syndrome.
Jim: Why?
Jack: She said it was boring and she didn't want to suffer from Dinner Party Syndrome.
Mother: Why don't you want to go to the dinner party tonight?
Daughter: Because only your friends will be there and I hate them. If I go, I'll have an intense case of Dinner Party Syndrome.
by Eskpi July 19, 2010
Get the Dinner Party Syndrome mug.When a person believes he is cool and surrounded by uncool cats. He prefers to hang around in his house talking about imaginary adventures that cool people would have. He cannot bear to hang out with real people and realize that he is uncool so he spends his days in solitary confinement. Normally they do not have any friends because they never seem to find someone as cool as them.
Andres: Alan let's go to the club with your friends
Alan: No, I hate going to the club with all my lame friends to meet ugly girls, I'm way better than everyone else. I would rather hang out with myself talking about how cool i am
Andres: you have lone paps syndrome, ill go hangout with real people instead
Alan: No, I hate going to the club with all my lame friends to meet ugly girls, I'm way better than everyone else. I would rather hang out with myself talking about how cool i am
Andres: you have lone paps syndrome, ill go hangout with real people instead
by crhsgsjsksl12 July 30, 2011
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by LuckyMcGee2006 July 26, 2021
Get the Among us syndrome mug.1 o'clock syndrome is when a person stays up on their laptop later than one o'clock just looking at funny pictures and having random discussions on Facebook. As the subject's condition progresses headaches, upset stomachs and even paranoia may occur. In the final stages of 1 o'clock syndrome the subject will become extremely bored, too tired to do much yet not tired enough to go to sleep and will resort to watching My little Pony friendship is magic for two or more hours however the subject will reject being a brony.
"You sleep well last night?"
"Nah I had mega 1 o'clock syndrome."
"How so?"
"I thought demons accompanied by Dracula were stalking me and I ended up watching seven episodes of my little pony to pass the time."
"Lol I didn't know you were a brony."
"F*ck you I ain't no brony."
"Nah I had mega 1 o'clock syndrome."
"How so?"
"I thought demons accompanied by Dracula were stalking me and I ended up watching seven episodes of my little pony to pass the time."
"Lol I didn't know you were a brony."
"F*ck you I ain't no brony."
by Rainbowdash<3!!!!!! September 15, 2012
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